Logan reviews the Transformers movie.

Taken directly from his blog:

Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God.

That’s 50 “Oh My Gods.” One for every time I orgasmed during the movie. Seriously, best movie I’ve seen this year. Oh My God.

That makes 51. And I’m totally spent. Mentally. Emotionally. Physically. Whew.